Remember the last post after that insanely large rant (the boner of which you still have) and I said I was gonna surprise you guys a little bit throughout the next couple weeks? Well I wasn't lying.
The first surprise is a solution to a long-bothering problem of mine, the lack of the appropriate codec in this site's entry poster to embed videos. So guess what? There's a Media Site where you can view our latest 3 videos, along with our most discussed, top rated, and most viewed videos, so you won't have to go around the YouTube archives looking for them (and it is a bit of a challenge to find my top rated and most viewed now that our channel is upgraded to the BETA version).
Ben, I don't know where you're getting at with this...
'No silly, BCE Productions' first successful (if you could call it that) year of business!'
Well that's just great. Now make me a cheese sammich BITCH!
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Well, aside from all that household racket that you would normally hear around BCE Productions HQ, there's been a buzz around the offices about how we're gonna celebrate our 1st year in the big time, so lets start off with what you were all hoping for. A pointless rant.
THE FOLLOWING RANT MAY CAUSE ERECTIONS LASTING MORE THEN OVAR 9000 HOURS:
"BCE Productions was the brainchild of a game Ben a
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Since nothing seems to be working well this week, other then a few contracts and plans erected (giggle all you want, it still makes you the fag), we figured we'd do what anyone with no technological savvy would do. We're hitting the reset button.
On a couple things. Like...
1. Capture Card, as I had said before. It's broken, so we're trying to find something else. Definitely not my P.O.S. Diamond VC500. Maybe we'll go with the Dazzle DVC 100. Who knows? No one that's who.
2. My Xbox, and I'm trying to decide between the 120 GB version and the Elite, so I don't have to run into the whole RRoD problem anymore.
3. With my Xbox, a new Xbox Live account and GT, of course. Which is the main theme of this update. If anyone sent me a message on Xbox Live of any importance in the past couple days, re-send it to me in a PM on YouTube or an Email! This is important, as I will no longer be using sh0ck cp
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Actually, I'd rather not get acquianted with you. I don't even like you. Stupid.
So, if you saw the video update that I made the other day (not the completely silent one, which was very scary), it had a lot of information that, at first, wasn't false, and then time went on, and it became false. The circle of life for a post. Get used to it.
Anyway, due to cost restraints from...
DUH DA DUH DAAAAA!
MY SECOND RED RING OF DEATH!
and...
DUH DA DUH DAAAAA!
MY P.O.S. CAPTURE CARD BREAKING!
...I cannot afford to pay Reagle Bros. for their editing services. HOWEVER, I have found someone even better who's free to help. Kral Studios has offered to edit my montage FO FREE and has much experience. If you're familiar with MLG, you'll know he's also doing the editing
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It's Chris, here to tell you that, genuinly, my 32 subscibers and all the other people who stumbled upon and liked my videos and did all the nice things that got me to the (mildly) successful position I'm in today. If it had not been for the support of my early fanbase that got me going into much more advanced styles of movie making like my early days of Pivot, different video editor tools, our current thriving machinima careers, and our up and coming attempts at live action, we wouldn't be where we are today.
HOWEVER...
You all still fail... epicly. So I'm going to try my hand one more time at an totally EPIC event. But instead of having MYSELF come up with it, I want YOU to! That includes my reliable and creative staff too, I want all your ideas NOA!
But seriously, if you can come up with an Xbox Live or YouTube event, Viral Video of some sorts, or anything that would leave a mark on the gaming and machin
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slaughterville6. I'm not here to talk about penis or cocks or even dicks. Those are my favorite topics though.
Okay. I'm making a REALLY long episode of WaSP called Gaiden. Gaiden means "Story or Tale". This episode is one hour long.
Just kidding. I haven't trimmed it yet. I say 30-40 minutes. Pretty cool huh?
If you hate WaSP, just stop reading right now.
Thank you for continuing.
This episode is possibly the most hyped thing in my machinimating carrer.
One voice actor- Me.
Again, leave if you hate my voicing.
So now I'm down to 3 people.
This episode will not be split into acts. If it is, I will not approve it. Chris will need my permission to do that. Sorry Chris. I just want to keep this episode in it's entirety.
Hey guys, Slaughterville6 here, I'm here to talk about penis and coks and dic and all that other ghey shit, blah, blah, blah...
Actually, I saved you from his outragous rants. It's Chris, once again, and I'd like to emphasize tradition in BCE Productions. Meaning NO GAYS ALLOWED!
lol
Anyway, this weekend marked my stepping down from Chief diector for BCE Productions. I gave the position to Ben, and I gave Ben's job to Slaughterville. Don't worry, I'm still doing things with my capture card, just not anything serious.
Like these new series I hope to start in the next few weeks:
1. FA1L GAM3PL4Y - A series where I play ranked matches off the capture card viewer window. Basically, it sucks when you even try hard. You can't see anything, the capture card insues lag, and makes the sound decrease heavily
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Now I bet you're wondering "Why isn't he uploading Episode 1 act 1?"
or you're still saying "This guy's machinima sucks."
Chris decided to upload episode 2 act 2 because I e-mailed him the files and of the 3 episodes, only that one worked because it was the shortest one there.
Also, The Outcast- S1- Episode 1 is on my channel.
Can't give you any teasers for it, but our next Machinima short, entitled '1337 (leet) Speak', is halfway done with live action filming. Next comes voicing (Microsoft Text to Speech voices) and then about 1 and a half hours of editing (nothing really fancy, just subtext for the voices). I guess you already know what it's about: 1337 speak.
LOL!
BTW Breaking Point is cancelled due to lack of entries. And to think you guys were actually my fans...